Pizza Pinwheels are Wheelie Messy

You know those recipe videos that make cooking and baking look so darn easy? I hate them. Yet I love them. The music makes you feel happy and can often borderline on a porn movie soundtrack. But in the end - you can't help but think - I can do that!

I make a really delicious BBQ Chicken & Bacon Pizza. It's one of my fail-safe dinners. So when I saw a video for BBQ Chicken Pinwheels, I just knew I had to give them a try! How can it go wrong?

Here is what they are supposed to look like:

And here's mine: 

Big picture - they tasted a lot better than they looked. Thank goodness, because by the time they were ready, the vultures were circling and waiting to devour them. And once again, after D passed on a second helping, we went to the pantry for a snack. Maybe now he will get the hint that I DON"T COOK!